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Squee, Ah-Squee with us, Brother!

Squee, Ah-Squee with us, Sister!

Yes!

You are the seeds!

You are the way!

You are the Squee!

Orange be with you.

—most likely, a quote from Father Rubber, Reverend Minister and Astrowanderer Apostle of the Almighty Orange, First Vagabond Squee of the Shitstar Cometh, Holy Crap.

 

Introduction, Almighty Orange, Squee, Shma, Thomas Roan, Floo-oo, Bizarre, Bizarro, Religion, Religious, Cult, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Weird, Strange, Dark, Horror, Psychedelic, Fiction, Non-fiction, Real Life, Hallucination, What The Fuck, Orange Be With You, Ah-Squee, Roanoke, Roan, Art, Words, Seems Normal

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Book, Story, Tale

 

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Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Sign, Danger, Forest, Trees, Heavy Forest, Fort Head, Ution, Caution, Ahead

 


 

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Be sure to read the Chapter Headings below for a taste of what’s to come!

 


 

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Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Protractor, Angle, Angle Inlet, Minnesota, Travel, Canada

(Coming Soon)

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Alien, Creature  [Psst! Use your mouse wheel to zoom in on hard-to-read text! Just hold CTRL or CMD and move the wheel. Tee-hee!]

 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Arrow, Direction, Existence, Woods, Forest, Nature, Travel

 

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Lobster

 

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Flower, Leaf, Plant

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Arrow

 

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Treasure, Chest, Sea, Water, Nautical, Creature, Temptation, Evil

 

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Goggles, Diver, Scuba, Diving, Water, Ocean, Sea, Scary, Aquaphobia, Mermaids, Sea creatures, Myth, Legend, Lore

 

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Goggles, Diver, Scuba, Diving, Water, Ocean, Sea, Scary, Aquaphobia, Mermaids, Sea creatures, Myth, Legend, Lore, Octopus, Monster, Cthulhu

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical

 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Goggles, Diver, Scuba, Diving, Water, Ocean, Sea, Scary, Aquaphobia, Mermaids, Sea creatures, Myth, Legend, Lore

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Goggles, Diver, Scuba, Diving, Water, Ocean, Sea, Scary, Aquaphobia, Mermaids, Sea creatures, Myth, Legend, Lore, Seashell, Shell, Conch, Song, Lake of the Woods, Canada, Travel, Aquatic, Marine Life

(Coming Soon)


 

Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl

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Thomas Roan, Almighty Orange, The Almighty Orange, Roan, Roanoke, Cult, Occult, Worship, Cult Worship, Cult Leader, Psychedelic Church, Religion, Dark, Crazy, Bizarro, Bizarro Web Serial, Web Serial, Serial Fiction, Online Fiction, Weird, Strange, Church of the Orange, Orange Church, Orange Cult, Cult of the Orange, Wandering Church, Lost Religion, Bizarre Religion, Weird Cults, Weird Religion, Strange Tales, Strange Fiction, New Weird, Bizarre, Psychedelic, Trippy, Hallucination, Cerebral, Psychological, Thriller, Horror, Drugs, LSD, DMT, Mushrooms, Salvia Divinorum, DOC, Phenethylamine, Chemical, Carl, Goggles, Diver, Scuba, Diving, Water, Ocean, Sea, Scary, Aquaphobia, Mermaids, Sea creatures, Myth, Legend, Lore, Satchel, Bag, Business

 

(Coming Soon)